Releasing your cheeks from the discomfort of a wedgie.
1. Cupping your own boobs, for both warmth and comfort.
Grabbing your own boob is the best thing ever. Words can’t describe how comforting it is to slip your hand under your shirt and hold on to your boobs.
2. Releasing your cheeks from the discomfort of a wedgie.
Especially a bikini wedgie.
3. Picking dry skin from your feet.
It’s kinda like a pedi.
4. Checking out the size of your blood clot when you’re on your period.
Period blood with chunky bits.
5. Running your fingers through your pubes.
It’s not sexual – it just feels nice.
6. Taking your bra off as soon as you walk through the door.
Or your wig, if you’re about that life.
7. Pulling hair out of your butt.
No one knows how it got there, but pulling it out is such fun.
8. Pulling hair out of a clogged bathtub drain.
Both disgusting and satisfying.
9. Letting your leg hair grow, and not giving a shit.
It’s cold out and the extra layer is keeping you warm.
10. Scraping a really good chunk of dirt out from under your nails.
Got to keep them nails clean.
11. Purposely watching a sad film, or listening to sad songs, because you need a good cry.
Just let it all out.
12. Looking into the toilet to admire the the size of your poo.
How did something so big come out of such a little hole?
13. Pulling your tights up over your belly.
Because it’s warm!
14. Looking at the amount of makeup that comes off on your makeup wipe.
It’s so satisfying.
15. Taking off painful heels after a night out.
Setting your beautiful feet free.
16. Getting into bed with freshly shaved legs.
BLISS! Fucking bliss.