Have you ever really, really connected with someone sexually in an eerie, surprising way? Or — probably more commonly — got your hopes up about having sex with someone new, only to find yourself lying awake, rolling your eyes in the dark? I’ve been there. And while you can’t entirely blame the universe, according to astrologers, there are characteristics of each sign that can affect how they act in bed — and sometimes, it’s just not a good match. So what astrological signs are the most sexually compatible?
While air signs might be a little more open-minded and curious, water signs are more about that passion and intensity. Fire signs could be a little kinky, and earth signs don’t mind when things get messy between the sheets.
You might think it’s cliche to ask your date’s sign, but if you’re curious if you’ll hit it off when you’ll finally sleep together, take a cue from The Traveling Sage, Kim Tigar (better know as my amazing mom), a North Carolina-based astrologer. From how you’ll connect when you get down and dirty to what you and your partner appreciate about each other in bed, here’s what sign you’re most compatible with … when you’re naked.
You know what they say: a girl who knows her way around a man, especially in the bedroom, is a pretty badass one. Here are 15 signs that you are!
1. You know your bases. (And have mastered them all!)
2. You’ve been asked by your friends to explain the “facts of life”. You’re the expert, after all.
3. You still receive mournful calls and sexts from your exes. You have to remind them that you guys aren’t together any longer, so this is a bit inappropriate.
4. At least one man has gasped the words “I love you” to you in the heat of the moment.
5. You’ve happily showed up late for class/ work because your guy just wouldn’t leave you alone in the morning!
6. You are no stranger to the phrase “That was the best EVER.”
7. You score kinda low on the “purity test” quizzes you’ve taken.
8. If you change your Facebook status from “Single” to “In A Relationship”, the result is a bunch of guys DM-ing you sad-face emojis.
9. You never have to do more than drop a hint that you’re willing for things to happen.
10. You have been served breakfast in bed by a guy. Voluntarily.
11. There have been days (and nights) when you’ve received booty call invitations from multiple sources.
12. If you ask “What if your neighbours see me?”, the boy usually says “I don’t care.”
13. People have tried to woo you with compliments/ food/ alcohol/ gifts to convince you to consider their suit. (You, however, are smart enough to gracefully accept the compliments, devour all the food, pay for your own alcohol and return the gifts.)
14. Skulk away in the middle of the night? That rarely happens. Your boy (of the moment) would rather lock you into the bedroom with him than let you go.
15. You just know you are.